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This, is a baby polar bear.

This, is a baby polar bear.

emileegraceee:

Watched this movie on the way home from WW :]

emileegraceee:

Watched this movie on the way home from WW :]

PLEAAAASE follow my new one. ._.
http://thisischarlotteb.tumblr.com/

PLEAAAASE follow my new one. ._.

http://thisischarlotteb.tumblr.com/

Irony
  • Me:

    One day, you should teach me to be a bitchc.

  • Tag:

    How to be a bitch?

  • Me:

    Yeah. Sorry.

Please tell me if you understand this
  • Guy 1:

    At my funeral, I want my preist to say; this man has gone on to the world of the damned. The damned good looking!

  • Guy 2:

    Yeah that wouldn't be YOUR funeral.

  • Guy 1:

    Ehh. You're right. I'm not all that religious.

Casual Sex?
  • Omar:

    Hey Emily...

  • Charlotte:

    Wanna have sex tonight?

  • Omar:

    ...WHAT. Oh. What she said.

Sophomore Skit...
  • Teacher from the future:

    Okay everyone, now listen closley. In the future, Micheal Jackson is white.

  • Guy from the 50's:

    *stands* YES!

  • Future:

    ...And dead.

  • Girl from the 80's:

    *eyes wide* What?! *very high pitched voice*

  • Future:

    *turns to calkboard and draws and marujana leaf* Also Marujana is "illegal" *uses air quotes*

  • Guy from the 70's:

    *wakes up* ...huh?